This past year since I've been in the city of Tampa, a good amount of my weekends have revolved around the activities of drinking and dancing . About two weeks ago at Czar ( a club in Ybor) I go to the bathroom to wipe my face from all the dance sweat to see this man in the greatest invention since the printer press, The Snuggie.
For those who are not familiar with The Snuggie, its directive is to be a blanket with sleeves, but it looks like a robe that you wear backwards (which for some reason reminds me of a Sith Lord) .The fact that this man was not dehydrated from dancing in a blanket made me a very happy and impressed person. Complementing him on his fashion style, I asked this gentleman why he was in a snuggie. With a drunken slur, he responded with a single word:
"Comfort"
He then, walked away onto the dance floor with his hands extended as the 8th MSTRKRFT remix of the same song played. I then had a daydream where Snuggies became the next big clothing trend, having them come in different patterns and colors, changing the history of fashion forever. People would wear a different snuggie for different events and times of the day.
Wouldn't you wear a snuggie to a bris?
Forget your ugg boots, shutter shades and keffiahs.
The snuggie is the future.
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